I can’t get enough…
(Strone): people with “cool blogs” think they are better than the rest.. f*** them..
(amyguth): Overheard in Chicago: “Yeah f*** that. REVENGE is the best revenge.”
(hellorufino): AMERICA! F*** YEAH! Coming back to save the mutherf***in day yeah!
(talulattdh): Just got the go-ahead from my sweetie to call an exterminator tomorrow! F*** YOU, STINK BUGS!!!
(wingsfrompye): taking it easy and remembering that i am smart and capable and f*** anyone else who thinks they know better than me.
(tofugrinder): Instead of telling people to F*** Off, i’m going to start saying Would You Like To Take A Survey!?
(xxxxxxx): HOLY F*** the cards fired jocketty!!!!!!!!! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
(imthejoy): german, please put me in jail for being unable to read your f***in’ gazillions of letters!
(bynkii): there aren’t enough letters in “f*** no” to describe the f*** no-ness of the f*** no that is my answer
(yoharryo): what the f***ing f***. Actually offered on a house. Damn. That was shocking.
(Lazybastid): I swear to god, Lynch made Mulholland Drive just so people could figure out what the f*** Lost Highway was about…
(chrismetcalf): A call to Microsoft employees: Make Office 2007 not slow as f***.
(bluecanary): F*** the new Hotmail. Right in the ear, I say.
(toddcawthra): F*** HP
[Oh, good heavens, I can’t possibly endorse that one!]
And then there’s philosophy…
(PandaFace): Girls like her f*** up the good guys and good guys f***ed up by girls like her f*** up good girls.. Never ending cycle.
(stillframe): If the Germans named San Diego after a whale’s v*****, then Boston, too, was a poor translation of ‘City of A******s’…
And then you get the occasional eerie overlap…
(lizzerdrix): The old guy at the pasta shop make me feel his fresh warm ball of cheese that was just made. It felt like a b*** but I didn’t say anything.
(marksmith): Next time you hold a packet of mozzarella in your hand close your eyes and think “b***** implant”. Freaky.
And the Senator Larry Craig memorial twitters…
(bobbyshakes): F*** he is still in here
(bobbyshakes): F*** he’s knocking on the stall
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