Yup, can’t stop…
(sailorblur): I don’t give a f***, I don’t give a f***, I don’t give a f*******************!
(pieman): I opened my back door to have a cigarette and there was a huge f*** off spider web across the outside. I screamed like a girl.
(rozic): could the ads on facebook s*** any worse? microsoft ad sales people need to wake up and go sell some real advertising
(mmpantsless): Does Qwest just intentionally f*** with their customers? Traceroute from 30 miles north of Minneapolis to dowtown St. Paul - goes through Chicago.
(cyounce): Oh. Dear. God. Bacon flavored chocolate doesn’t s***. Actually it is pretty good.
(chrisrbailey): Damn I should have asked for a quiet room, my neighbors s*** so far. The woman next door just said, “freedom is taking your bra off”.
(sjor): It can never be one thing. It has to be a whole slew of things together. F*** you, brain chemicals!
(jacksonwest): F*** Wheaties, the breakfast of champions is a slice of apple pie with cheddar cheese and a cup of coffee. That’s what I call nutrition!
(ramsey): I don’t think you’re happy enough. That’s right! I’ll teach you to be happy. I’ll teach your grandmother to s*** eggs.
(riddle): Watching a situation in supermarket. You know you s*** at parenting when your 10 year old child tries to beat you, crying.
And then there are the ones where you are just irrationally happy for the person without knowing anything else:
(moderndaymuse): Receiving a message from my stalker. Apparently he’s fed up with me and moving on. Ha ha ha ha ha Operation F*** Off - A success!
(anorexia): got the medication. thank f***.
And then there are the interesting implications of technology:
(piecesofvenus): I predict that the Razr’s prudish predictive text feature, which creates difficulty typing “f***”, will spur a linguistic change in “duck”.
(indieosaurous): P**** comes up before puppy in my predictive text.
And then there are the cautionary notes:
(polymerjones): Do not f*** with someone who straight punches a pterodactyl.
(panasonicyouth): Holy f***! Chevy Chase!
And then there are the piercing truths of the universe:
(fujikosan): people who perpetually emit unwanted sound s*** energy out of people who are quietly working
(bmf): Ever notice that “no offense” is just another way of say “f*** you”?
The Twitter-tracking continues…