Best paragraph I've read today

At the end of Sam Jardison's list of Top 10 books on cults and religious extremists comes this rather startling plot summary:

"10. The Bible Eyes of fire, seas of blood, rivers of tears, scarlet beasts, plagues of locusts, pealing trumpets, bottomless pits, mass murder and mayhem. Now this is a crazy book."
Michael E Brown @brownstudy